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Advent Prompt Two: Holly

  • Dec. 2nd, 2008 at 5:43 PM
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This one is dedicated to

[info]brandywine421

 

Warning: “character” death, language, and “ew.”

 Everything you want in a Christmas story, lol.

Thanks for reading.

 

 

Did you know that holly is mildly toxic?

 

It can cause vomiting and diarrhea when ingested.

 

Ryan is now well aware of this because in the backseat of his jeep is the calico kitten he bought Sophie for Christmas and unfortunately it’s emitting brownish fluids from several orifices.

 

For the purposes of ventilation the jeep is currently a convertible.

 

The veterinarian tries but….

 

Oh shit.

 

Murdering Volchok  he could have lived with.

 

But a kitten?

 

Wow…that’s worse than criminal.

 

That’s…

 

“Sophie, Kitty decided she missed living with Santa. She’ll e-mail you.”

 

They settle on a fish and name it Fluffy.

 

 


 


Comments

( 21 comments — Leave a comment )
[info]maudgonne wrote:
Dec. 3rd, 2008 12:01 am (UTC)
YOU'RE KILLING KITTENS NOW?
[info]muchtvsocfic wrote:
Dec. 3rd, 2008 12:04 am (UTC)
Ryan killed it....he's a thug.
[info]maudgonne wrote:
Dec. 3rd, 2008 12:05 am (UTC)
DON'T FRONT, M. YOU KILLED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[info]muchtvsocfic wrote:
Dec. 3rd, 2008 12:07 am (UTC)
I WILL front...although I have no idea what that means.

I think it's time for me to come for a visit...with holly.
[info]maudgonne wrote:
Dec. 3rd, 2008 12:23 am (UTC)
That's because you're uncool.

You are uninvited forever, cat killer. I'll go to the cabin with you, but no more coming into my house and luring my Zeb with your creepy powers.
[info]muchtvsocfic wrote:
Dec. 3rd, 2008 02:30 am (UTC)
I'm terribly uncool. I'm trying to start a new trend of uncoolness.

I love Zebby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[info]60schic wrote:
Dec. 3rd, 2008 03:25 am (UTC)
Oh noes---not 'Fluffy'! You may as well call it 'Spartacus'.

I love who these prompts are dragging out of the closet (so to speak)
[info]muchtvs wrote:
Dec. 4th, 2008 03:47 am (UTC)
Fluffy was my first love.
[info]mirella67 wrote:
Dec. 3rd, 2008 04:07 am (UTC)
Um, ew? Poor kitty! Welcome back?
[info]muchtvs wrote:
Dec. 4th, 2008 03:52 am (UTC)
Thanks.

I know....I was away too long this time. I'm pushing my luck. Lots of things going on.
[info]cheekymice wrote:
Dec. 3rd, 2008 07:33 am (UTC)
Oh my...that was funny. Sorry but it was. I feel for the kitten but it was worth it for the last line!

*grins*
[info]muchtvs wrote:
Dec. 4th, 2008 03:49 am (UTC)
*smiles*
[info]smc36 wrote:
Dec. 3rd, 2008 02:18 pm (UTC)
I'm too cruel - cause I'm laughing my ass off right now.
I love you.
[info]muchtvs wrote:
Dec. 4th, 2008 03:51 am (UTC)
Loves Back
[info]mel39 wrote:
Dec. 3rd, 2008 06:52 pm (UTC)
Ouch. She's got Fluffy now? But he's evil. *is worried for Sophie*
[info]muchtvs wrote:
Dec. 4th, 2008 03:50 am (UTC)
Sophie is a small child and therefore much more a threat to Fluffy than he could be to her.

Wait until she plays dress up with him.
[info]katwoman76 wrote:
Dec. 3rd, 2008 09:16 pm (UTC)
the kitten in my icon does not approve of you killing kittens.
;)
[info]muchtvs wrote:
Dec. 4th, 2008 03:47 am (UTC)
I was gonna make it a puppy but then I remembered I had already had Seth kill Twinkle and Ryan killed by chasing a puppy.....

so a kitty had to go.
[info]brandywine421 wrote:
Dec. 3rd, 2008 11:31 pm (UTC)
*gasp*

I don't what I'm more surprised to see, You on the flist or the dead kitten.

I'm speechless.
[info]muchtvsocfic wrote:
Dec. 4th, 2008 03:30 am (UTC)
Hee. I almost didn't surface out of embarrassment. But life is what it is and RL won't seem to go on freeze frame when I need it to....which would pretty much be all the time.
[info]famous99 wrote:
Dec. 7th, 2008 05:46 pm (UTC)
I'm speechless. I mean, I'm all about Ryan and know it wasn't his fault, but! Just but!
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